Re: I am sorry, but bad news...

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:38 am

wait... no windows. *goes to door* *cops are there*

Me:hey there occifer, can i helps yeh?
Officer:You know that truck in the driveway is stolen, right, sir?
Me:No, occifer, it was just in a car stores park-lot, occifer. Want some rum?
Officer:....
Me:*pukes on officers shoes*
Officer:That's a lot of rum... who gave it to you?
Me:I did, officer.
Officer:I need to see your ID.
Me:umm... uhh... *runs out the door*

Cleston · Cleston on Fri May 02, 2008 1:17 am

Cop: chases and tazes you and i sit back and laugh while drinking all the rum

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Fri May 02, 2008 4:23 am

Me: gets in truck

Drives away.

Doesn't turn fast enough, goes right into a tree.

Cop: Opens door, arrests me.

Cleston · Cleston on Sat May 03, 2008 5:33 pm

ME:still sitting there laughing

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Sat May 03, 2008 10:52 pm

Me: Wait, you're forgetting something... *runs into the house, forgets to open door, and the flimsy handcuffs break* What the... Here, have some rum. *hands over leftover money* there, occifer.

Wait.. that's not right... uhh..

Cleston · Cleston on Sat May 10, 2008 8:28 pm

hahaha cant ha st ha op hic ha ha laug haha ing hahaha

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Sun May 11, 2008 6:18 am

*pukes on officers shoes right before passing out face first, bottle of rum in hands onto the shoes.*

Press2000 · Press2000 on Sun May 11, 2008 7:20 pm

*still hiding under paper*

CottonCandy · CottonCandy on Wed May 14, 2008 5:14 am

Living Skeleton. wrote:Me: Wait, you're forgetting something... *runs into the house, forgets to open door, and the flimsy handcuffs break* What the... Here, have some rum. *hands over leftover money* there, occifer.

Wait.. that's not right... uhh..

Haha. At first I was like, "There's nothing wrong with occifer...." But then... Yeah. It's officer. I'm such an idiot XD

*Jumps out and roars like a lion* I've come to suck your blood!!

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Wed May 14, 2008 5:31 am

Hey! ocficer! err offifer... Whatever... ARREST THAT VAPIRE... VAMPIRE!

Cleston · Cleston on Sat May 17, 2008 6:53 am

still sittin there laughing my AS(S)S OFF literally then i pass out from lack of air

Press2000 · Press2000 on Sat May 17, 2008 11:31 pm

CottonCandy wrote:
Living Skeleton. wrote:Me: Wait, you're forgetting something... *runs into the house, forgets to open door, and the flimsy handcuffs break* What the... Here, have some rum. *hands over leftover money* there, occifer.

Wait.. that's not right... uhh..

Haha. At first I was like, "There's nothing wrong with occifer...." But then... Yeah. It's officer. I'm such an idiot XD

*Jumps out and roars like a lion* I've come to suck your blood!!

*GASSSSSSSPA!* *jumps out* BITE MEEEE!!!!!!!!

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Sat May 17, 2008 11:32 pm

Officer.. yes, i've got it right... Do you have any rum? we're running out.

Cleston · Cleston on Tue May 20, 2008 11:01 pm

die from laughing too much the officer saw me and ran to me and called the ambulance and got me revived

Shining Darkness · Shining Darkness on Wed May 21, 2008 6:55 am

*laughs* i took your rum! mwahahaha.. And no more for you. Cuz we're out.