YAY 2000

Yays!! We're at 2000 posts? Haha... I didn't even realize it.

Skeleton, you are too ah-mazing!! The random stuffen that you post makes me happy pappy! =P

me too the stuff is awesome
dont start or i will pull an achmed on you

An achmed? Oh no... Don't do it, Cleston!!

Ill find more if people want... But i dunno much more awkward stuff. Thus, ill have to find it.


Here be dumb laws for some cities in alaska.

No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

It is illegal to string a wire across any road.

Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.

Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.

Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded �bonus points� by the government.

One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows. (nome)

Ya'll like them?

here's a link to the site i got these off
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alaska

Heheh.

Cleston wrote:ok one last try YOU CAN ????????? really i didnt know thanks for telling me that is weird not the person though

Hmm. Don't try it... i looked up nutmeg on wikipedia, and i quote

"Nutmeg is an abortifacient, and as such any significant doses should be avoided by pregnant women."


Err.. wait, that doesn't apply to you... *nervous laughter while backing out of the room for fear of being laughed at*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You guys make me crack up!!!

weird can we tell "sick" jokes aka perverted jokes????????

Ya go ahead knock yourselves out!!!

sg. would absolutely love that...... makes me sick just thinking about that vegas 4 life and everthing.....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

You guys totally don't get SG...

SG?????
ok three guys are driving down th road and they break down
they walk down the road and see a farm they go there and ask to spend the night and call a tow in the morning
the farmer said sure but dont do aything to my daughter they look at the guy and he is ugly so they say sure so they go in and its dinner time they see the daughter and she is HOT so they say screw it were havin fun tonight
the next day the girl didnt tell but god knows how the dad knew he said go into that feild and pick a fruit
the fist guy coms in with a cherry the farmer says DROP YER PANTS the first guy says NO SICKO the farmer pulls out his gun DROP YER PANTS NOW ok ok down they go Farmes tells him shove that cherry up YER ASS so he does it and he is laughing the whole time the farmer is confused but thinks i might tickle a littel or something
a few seconds later the second friend comes up with an apple the same thing happens and he laughes the whole time he is laughing now the armer is confused so he askes WHATS SO FUNNY
ant the two guys say our friend over there is picking a watermellon
FUNNY no

here is another
a little boy in kindergarten and a little friend who is a girl are hiding on the playground and the boy dropes his pants and says i have this you dont so that night she tells her mom and the next day the little boy says i still have one and you dont so the little girl says hahaha you only have one my mommy says with mine i can have as many of those as i want

wow.....

funny right


RIGHT???????????
or is it left????

Two wrongs don't make a right.


Three rights DO make a

































































Left though.