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Post  Cleston on Sun May 25, 2008 11:44 am

Well the name gives a hint but give out your best jokes and when i can ill pick winning jokes
two catagories
Clean
Dirty
no other rules just say clean or dirty
have fun
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Post  Shining Darkness on Tue May 27, 2008 6:28 am

Ok, this one is mean but as nobody is posting i'll post it..


Your face. tongue

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Post  Cleston on Wed May 28, 2008 4:32 am

oh yeah well your mom



lol! i kid im not that rude
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Post  Dreamer on Wed May 28, 2008 12:01 pm

haha Razz

one time this girl in my class asked what we were doing for pe and this guy was like, your mom! it was hilarious....
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Post  Cleston on Wed May 28, 2008 12:13 pm

"your mom" is the standerd response now in my grade
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Post  Shining Darkness on Wed May 28, 2008 12:47 pm

i know..


Anyway, i was kidding. But to continue the joke mine goes under dirty.


Use more soap.

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Post  Cleston on Wed May 28, 2008 1:19 pm

ok wanna hear a dirty joke
danny was playin in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a nother dirty joke bobbles is his girlfriend
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Post  Dreamer on Fri May 30, 2008 7:54 am

nice Razz
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Post  Shining Darkness on Fri May 30, 2008 2:01 pm

i've heard that one.

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Post  Press2000 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:49 am

ok ok, this is half and half.

So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"

The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."
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Post  Shining Darkness on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:19 am

nice.

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Post  Cleston on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:11 am

Press2000 wrote:ok ok, this is half and half.

So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"

The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."
TOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post  Cleston on Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:22 am

SICK
ok a fish is swimmin dow a stream and he sees a fly 5 inches up and thinks Da(mn) if that fly drops 5 inches i cand have lunch
on the side of the river there is a bear thinkin if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and i can have some lunch
across the river a hunter is eating a bologna sanwich and sees the whol thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear will come into my sights and i can shoot him
above the hunter is a panther wise as he is and sees the whole thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear and the hunter will drop that sanwich and i can have some lunch

about this time the fly drops the fish goes for it the bear gets the fish the hunter drops the sandwich and pulls up the gun and shoots and the panther over shoots it and lands in the water
the moral of this story is any time a fly drops 5 inches a puss(y) gets wet


sorry i know its bad but its funny
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Post  Dreamer on Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:41 pm

haha! both of those were pretty funny! Razz
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Post  Cleston on Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:27 am

kinda like the new avi
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Post  Dreamer on Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:01 am

well i haven't heard a lot of good jokes in a while... except some about chuck norris.... anyways thanks! i kinda stole it from cotton but oh well.
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Post  Cleston on Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:43 am

ahh its still cool
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Post  Dreamer on Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:38 am

thanks! are you ever going to change yours? you've had it for forever. not that it's bad or anything...
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Post  Shining Darkness on Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:55 am

I'm changing mine to commemorate the 12 people on 3 days ago..

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Post  Dreamer on Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:08 am

good idea.... that's amazing. do you know who it was?
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Post  Shining Darkness on Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:16 pm

Wasn't me.. All i would guess is


Bobby93 (he is the newest registered user)
gothiclover
cleston
dreamer
CottonCandy
weirdiswhatilike

I was not on. Can't believe it though... How that happened i don't know. That is DOUBLE the previous record.

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Post  Cleston on Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:46 am

yeah im gona soon and skelly








I DIDNT DO IT

i wish i knew who it was though
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Post  Dreamer on Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:30 am

well weird and i weren't on cause we were gone and bobby93 has never been on...
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Post  Cleston on Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:13 am

yeah but weel find out eventually
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Post  Dreamer on Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:53 am

hopefully...
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