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Post  Shining Darkness on Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:58 am

I'm God.
And I was wondering if you'd like to chat.

Hint: ^Click that^


So, what have you learned from "God?"

So far I have deduced that:
It claims not to lie while contradicting itself.
There are many Gods while he is the only one, and they all do not exist.
I have been imagined by this God.
I do not exist.
The thing that imagined me does not exist, so I am therefore the product of the imagination of an imagined being.


More will come later... For now, put down what he tells you, and discuss!

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Post  TAAB on Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:19 pm

I'm sarcastic.
God always tells the truth.
God is watching over me.

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Post  Cleston on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:39 am

k i went to that "site" and it was dumb as hell
im am a devout christian and agree with TAAB

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Post  TAAB on Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:20 pm

Of our conversation, I don't how he came up with the thought that I was sarcastic. *ponders*

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Post  Shining Darkness on Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:45 am

Cleston: I know it was. I figured it might be interesting enough though...

TAAB: It doesn't actually think - I said something about blood and it wanted to stop speaking of lizards.

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Post  TAAB on Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:08 pm

Ya...I got that about thirty times. Oh well.

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Post  Shining Darkness on Fri Apr 03, 2009 6:07 am

I'm like, "lol, i broke it."

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Post  TAAB on Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:57 pm

XXDD I should try it again...but I'm to lazy to click the link.

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Post  Shining Darkness on Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:28 am

Yet you were willing to make that post.

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Post  TAAB on Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:39 am

I didn't want to scroll up, silly.

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Post  Shining Darkness on Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:48 am

But you scrolled down.

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Post  TAAB on Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:13 pm

Did I?

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Post  Shining Darkness on Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:27 am

Yes.

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Post  TAAB on Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:41 am

Did it occur to that I wanted to try after I posted?

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Post  Shining Darkness on Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:12 am

Perhaps.

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