Best Joke

Well the name gives a hint but give out your best jokes and when i can ill pick winning jokes
two catagories
Clean
Dirty
no other rules just say clean or dirty
have fun

Ok, this one is mean but as nobody is posting i'll post it..


Your face.

oh yeah well your mom



i kid im not that rude

haha

one time this girl in my class asked what we were doing for pe and this guy was like, your mom! it was hilarious....

"your mom" is the standerd response now in my grade

i know..


Anyway, i was kidding. But to continue the joke mine goes under dirty.


Use more soap.

ok wanna hear a dirty joke
danny was playin in the mud
wanna hear a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a nother dirty joke bobbles is his girlfriend

nice

i've heard that one.

ok ok, this is half and half.

So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"

The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."

nice.

Press2000 wrote:ok ok, this is half and half.

So Bush, his wife and Bill clinton are on a plane. bush randomly says "Gee, I could toss a $100 bill out there and make someone really happy..." his wife says "Oh, I could throw 10, $10 bills out the window and make ten people happy!" Bill pipes up and says "Well...I could throw 100, $1 bills out the window and make 100 people happy!!"

The pilot of the plane overhears this and under his breath says "Shit, I could throw the three of you of this plane and make the whole WORLD happy..."

TOO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SICK
ok a fish is swimmin dow a stream and he sees a fly 5 inches up and thinks Da(mn) if that fly drops 5 inches i cand have lunch
on the side of the river there is a bear thinkin if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and i can have some lunch
across the river a hunter is eating a bologna sanwich and sees the whol thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear will come into my sights and i can shoot him
above the hunter is a panther wise as he is and sees the whole thing and thinks if that fly drops 5 inches that fish will go for it and then the bear and the hunter will drop that sanwich and i can have some lunch

about this time the fly drops the fish goes for it the bear gets the fish the hunter drops the sandwich and pulls up the gun and shoots and the panther over shoots it and lands in the water
the moral of this story is any time a fly drops 5 inches a puss(y) gets wet


sorry i know its bad but its funny

haha! both of those were pretty funny!

kinda like the new avi