Best Joke
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Re: Best Joke
well i haven't heard a lot of good jokes in a while... except some about chuck norris.... anyways thanks! i kinda stole it from cotton but oh well.

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Re: Best Joke
ahh its still cool
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Re: Best Joke
thanks! are you ever going to change yours? you've had it for forever. not that it's bad or anything...

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Re: Best Joke
I'm changing mine to commemorate the 12 people on 3 days ago..
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Sidney Freedman
Oh I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
Major Houlihan
You'd like Klinger. He looks like my brother, and dresses a lot like my mother
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Re: Best Joke
good idea.... that's amazing. do you know who it was?

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Re: Best Joke
Wasn't me.. All i would guess is
Bobby93 (he is the newest registered user)
gothiclover
cleston
dreamer
CottonCandy
weirdiswhatilike
I was not on. Can't believe it though... How that happened i don't know. That is DOUBLE the previous record.
Bobby93 (he is the newest registered user)
gothiclover
cleston
dreamer
CottonCandy
weirdiswhatilike
I was not on. Can't believe it though... How that happened i don't know. That is DOUBLE the previous record.
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Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Sidney Freedman
Oh I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
Major Houlihan
You'd like Klinger. He looks like my brother, and dresses a lot like my mother
Colonel Potter

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Re: Best Joke
yeah im gona soon and skelly
I DIDNT DO IT
i wish i knew who it was though
I DIDNT DO IT
i wish i knew who it was though
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SUPER SMASH BRO'S BRAWL IS AWESOME
EVERYONE UNDER ESTIMATES THE SNEEKY FEET
He who laughes last thinks slowest
The book Ravens Rise is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/1416914188/C_1416914188.jpg
http://games.osiristeam.net/images/twilight_princess/link.png
NARUTO http://greysquare.org/images/naruto.jpg
i like swords!!!!!!!!!! http://www.kingofswords.com/images/ZeldaLinkTwilightPrincessMasterSword.jpg

Cleston- Posts: 1371
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Re: Best Joke
well weird and i weren't on cause we were gone and bobby93 has never been on...

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Re: Best Joke
yeah but weel find out eventually
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SUPER SMASH BRO'S BRAWL IS AWESOME
EVERYONE UNDER ESTIMATES THE SNEEKY FEET
He who laughes last thinks slowest
The book Ravens Rise is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/1416914188/C_1416914188.jpg
http://games.osiristeam.net/images/twilight_princess/link.png
NARUTO http://greysquare.org/images/naruto.jpg
i like swords!!!!!!!!!! http://www.kingofswords.com/images/ZeldaLinkTwilightPrincessMasterSword.jpg

Cleston- Posts: 1371
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Re: Best Joke
hopefully...

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Re: Best Joke
if not so what?
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SUPER SMASH BRO'S BRAWL IS AWESOME
EVERYONE UNDER ESTIMATES THE SNEEKY FEET
He who laughes last thinks slowest
The book Ravens Rise is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.simonsays.com/assets/isbn/1416914188/C_1416914188.jpg
http://games.osiristeam.net/images/twilight_princess/link.png
NARUTO http://greysquare.org/images/naruto.jpg
i like swords!!!!!!!!!! http://www.kingofswords.com/images/ZeldaLinkTwilightPrincessMasterSword.jpg

Cleston- Posts: 1371
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Re: Best Joke
then, oh well!

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Re: Best Joke
this is a true story
(Kinda dirty, you have to understand some slang from New York as well)
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There is an openly gay flight attendant on a plane. And on most of the flights he entertains the guests with jokes and such. Well, he does this on one of the flights and the guests are all happy and stuff, but soon the plane is going to land. So he asks everyone to fasten their seat-belts and put up their table-tops.
Now, one woman fold her arms and resists, so the attendant kindly asks her again. She says, "In my country, I'm a princess and no one tells me what to do."
the man looked her straight in the eye and said, "In my country they call me a queen. Queens outrank princesses, so sit down and put your seat-belt on, bitch."
(Kinda dirty, you have to understand some slang from New York as well)
~*~
There is an openly gay flight attendant on a plane. And on most of the flights he entertains the guests with jokes and such. Well, he does this on one of the flights and the guests are all happy and stuff, but soon the plane is going to land. So he asks everyone to fasten their seat-belts and put up their table-tops.
Now, one woman fold her arms and resists, so the attendant kindly asks her again. She says, "In my country, I'm a princess and no one tells me what to do."
the man looked her straight in the eye and said, "In my country they call me a queen. Queens outrank princesses, so sit down and put your seat-belt on, bitch."
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Re: Best Joke
that's funny, is it seriously a true story?

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Re: Best Joke
yups
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